Webburners » Funny Stuff http://www.webburners.com We Burn the web with our expertise Thu, 08 Apr 2010 12:53:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Interesting IT Designation , Please Dont take too seriously http://www.webburners.com/2009/04/interesting-it-designation-please-dont-take-too-seriously/ http://www.webburners.com/2009/04/interesting-it-designation-please-dont-take-too-seriously/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2009 09:30:51 +0000 admin http://www.webburners.com/?p=173 Please don’t take the definitions too seriously. These definitions are just for fun and nothing to do with the professional world.

1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month.

2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t Need a man or woman; They’ll produce a child with zero resources.

7. Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

9. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

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